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This page is dedicated to hosting music from one of the finest ALTERNA-PUNK-PORN-SHOCK-ROCK bands of the 90's: CRETINS BONGWATER REVIVAL

You'll love 'em, you'll hate 'em, either way, they'll leave a lasting impression on you. The Cretins are one of Tulsa's legendary original bands, pioneers in shock-rock, and just good ol' kick-ass rock & rollers. Check out their "SEEDY RELEASE" You'll definitely want to listen to these songs and order a CD ... follow the navigation link on the left

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